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Funny Story: Swear to God - the hands you see belong to one of my Facebook friends (high school acquaintance). She posted this pic of her husband’s tiny white dick next to a random guy’s monster black cock! Why? lol who knows! She said
Completing the set the giveaway mockup because Levihan is very dear to me! I’m announcing the giveaway winners in a few hours! I’ll be away so it’s gonna be queued but I’m still p excited! Good luck y'all!
sarahvernons: We’re standing in mid-air on a space-ship during a German air-raid. Do you really think now’s a good time to be coming on to me?
the more i try to explain this the more awkward it gets so just my friend told me to draw this because shrew caravans apparently all credit to thousandskies for thinking of this au this art is your birthday and christmas present btw
limbado asked: Psst, would you be willing to draw some prof. sycamore art someday? ~i tried~
foreverfett: rawrcharlierawr: i have the biggest crush on gordan ramsay and honestly it’s to the point where i’m a lot embarrassed about it because whenever he does something nice like the super awesome guy he is, rather than all the yelling he’s
tooruswife:garasu no hanazono: come into my maze, I’m lonely, I need your love.anemone heart: I’m lonely, it hurts.beat in angel: fall in love with me, It wont hurt.zurui yo magnetic today: nico loOK AT ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
unpleasantlypleasant: pick me up :D Oh Mr. Sexy, the things we could do in that car… AHAHSJSJSJJAJA PERFECTION I swear i’d attack him right then and there.
agshdfgashda Having a lot of feels for JJ Project. JB and JR are just soo damn cute. I cant even. unfghhh. I just wanna eat them up kyaaa XD Come to me babies come to meeee
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and
I can’t wait for my hair to be this long again. Dat last picture of me and Amandalin is the cutest. I remember we slept on that land for several days and I swear to you it was haunted.
xekstrin:when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear itswear to me
He just makes me soooo just oh my god. What is happening to me? ❤
hillaryclinton: thedreamwalagift: lumialoversims: Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi- My game: the fact that this person edited the gif to lag …bye
kenway: uzujusttoodamnfresh: tiny-green-box: kenway: the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3 thats
I swear to god you motherfuckers are trying to kill me.
If you don’t pay attention to me I’ll eat this whole chocolate bar, I swear I’ll do it. Don’t test me. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.
omg i finally got her name! come back M! this is the 3rd time I’ve seen you and been unable to say hello. this time it wasn’t due to me being dumbfounded, just that we were mega busy and there was only me and david and i was on bar and frappuccinos
I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking
junnkou: Ren, you’re precious to me.
mage-chimera-ran-sailove replied to your chat: Me: *refreshes dash on Tumblr* Me: *sees tons of…D'ack! That wasn’t me, was it?(/﹏＼) I get a little too carried away too quickly..!Nooooooo nooo no no no! D: Ish a good thing, I swear! I seriously
tumblr i swear to god let me narvin post or else
xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear it swear to me
cosmic-artsu: that morphine hoodie does things to me i swear to god
this should never need to be said but, people’s NSFW posts do not equate to a fucking invitation. Fuck Off.
Buns in my hair, stuffie on my lap (Mr. Blue), chocolate bunny next to me (sorry about the ears mr.bunbun). I swear I’m studying 😊!!!!!
tease-me-touch-me: i swear my ass isn’t usually this big looking.. hmm;) new sex blog, follow me and chat to me xo Such a devilish and naughty picture! I think someone needs a good spanking or two, mm ;)
Swear to ME!
exp3ctopatr0num: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this God damn it :’(
brittaneelove: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this SSOBBINGG
Well this is a great fucking start to this day. My pledge brother is bailing out on pledge master with me so now I have to do it with someone I don’t trust and dont have faith in unless I can (which I probably can) convince then he’s all a
ojibwa:im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
faggotryngendersissification: Raise your right and, swear to me and to yourself (out loud): I do hereby solemnly swear that I will become my true self. I will be her more often…and will present myself as her more often. I promise not to shun
scarletthedesolate: scarletthedesolate: Don’t you just hate it when you’re drawing a cute little doodle then you get to the eyes and stop— GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I BIRTHED IT GOT WORSE I SWEAR I’M TRYING Oh my god I can’t believe I just
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
chellybean615: mass effect has ruined my life and im 90% sure if aliens invade i’ll just try to date them
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
amal-albuloshia-deactivated2022: ” Swear to me that everything that you told me about the fireflies is true ”
motherflunker: 100 favorite Doctor Who quotes [3/100] → The Doctor: Swear to me. Swear to me on something that matters. Amy: Fish fingers and custard
etoile-lumiere bitch answer ur phone i swear to god
allisonandtheargents: xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear it swear to me #if you fuckers don’t produce
Me: May I see your ID?Customer: CreditMe:
cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye, and tell me.“ "I’m sorry” 6 years dir. Hannah Fidell
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
mullofkintyre: if The Strokes don’t tour in America next year i swear to god
charile: i swear to god if someone every tries to be funny and flirty and asks if my older brother is hot i will punch them in the face
yo real talk tumblr user brklynbreed is so attractive to me see people like that do not live around here I need to move my ass to fuckin new york like right now
Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?
calonarang: “I will fight for the place where I’m free, to live together and exist as me!”
theknightingale replied to your post: so forever and his old roommate moved a sofa and a… I swear to god, you and Forever are like, the cutest, most made for each other couple ever. Every time you post about you and him you both sound so perfect
saltinthewounds: …and bring me home to Winterfell. Make me a water dancer and a wolf and not afraid again, ever.
bromancing-the-stone: jackthevulture: girltiredofbullshit: blacktionbronson: hominishostilis: playstation2chainz: shocking *ahem* from this post Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her,
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
xekstrin replied to your photo:let me be ya wings grrl idk im bein silly with… you do this WITH EVERY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD this time was actually an accident tho ahAHAh///////
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